i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer
SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
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everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE